REVENGE

Traffic cop stops an old guy for speeding. Says to old geezer, "I'll give you a chance.

If you can tell me what's driving down the road towards us, I won't write you a ticket."

Geezer says, "It's a car."

Traffic cop says, "No, you're not LISTENING. Is it a Merc or a BMW or a VW, or what?

Let's try again, shall we? " "What's approaching us now ?"

Geezer says, "It's a motorbike."

Traffic cop says, "No, you're not LISTENING. Is it a Yamaha or a Kawasaki or a Honda?

What sort of bike is it?"

The old guy shrugs so the cop proceeds to write out a ticket, which he then gives to the old guy.

Then he turns and walks towards car.

Old geezer shouts, "Wait mister! Hold on a second.

Come listen to me for awhile!"

"Yes Sir...?"

"Tell me son, If you're in a red light district, and on the opposite corner stands a young lady in a mini skirt, thigh high boots, a miniscule top and a cigarette dangling from her lips what is it ?"

The cop says "Sir, it's a prostitute!"

Geezer says, "No, you're not LISTENING.

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Is it your sister, your grandmother or your MOTHER ? ?