HOW TO GET THROUGH LIFE

How To Get Through Life

Sleep as much as you can ....

Read books that you enjoy...

Play with simple things...

Do whatever you want --

whenever you want...

Look for affection when you need it...

Get serious once in a while...



Forget about diets....



Show some affection...

Get angry once in a while....

Change your looks...

Above all, be happy,

regardless of what

your challenges may be...

Have a great life!

May your troubles be less,

your blessings more,

and may nothing but happiness

come through your door.

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FOUR WORMS AND A LESSON...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol -Dead.




The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead






Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead








Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation -




What can you learn from this demonstration?




Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,




"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service.